Things That Are President Obama’s Fault
Recently, a number of public figures blamed the outbreak of Ebola in West Africa on President Obama. Here's a list of other things Obama is responsible for.
Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
All Hail Princetonia
On September 18th, the people of Scotland voted on a referendum to break off from the United Kingdom and become a sovereign nation. The referendum failed, but that’s beside the point. The point is that if Scotland can (almost) become independent, why shouldn’t Princeton University become a nation in its own right, too?
The 54 Most Influential Books of the Last Millennium
Find out the 54 most important works of literature that have been published in the last 1000 years.
Urgent PTENS Meningitis Texts
Following a number of zany texts earlier this year about meningitis from the University's Emergency Notification System, the school adopted a more aggressive anti-disease stance.
The Bermuda Bubble Diaries
Several days ago, the Coast Guard apprehended Reza Baluchi after he attempted to travel 1000 miles from Florida to Bermuda in a bubble-like contraption that he constructed himself and calls the “Hydro Pod”. Through inside connections, we have obtained his journal entries detailing his epic quest. It is truly the Odyssey of our time.