Amazon’s Alexa™
The couple arrive home. She puts down her bag, he throws the car keys onto the counter. The…
ISIS Claims Responsibility For La La Land
On Friday afternoon, terrorist group ISIS claimed responsibility for the box office sensation and Oscar hopeful, La La Land.…
Third Party Candidates
For the first time, the majority of the current student body will be able to vote in the…
Don’t Rent Out Your Roommate’s Bed on AirBnB
September is here, which means that thousands of college freshmen across the country will be moving into their…
10 Awesome Things to 3D Print at Princeton, But To Be Fair, A Lot Of Them Are Keychains
3D printing is, without a doubt, one of the most exciting developments in modern technology. If you’re a Princeton…
Hazards and Hazing: Get Ready to Have Your Ass Kicked
Freshman year is always stressful. You’re struggling to find new friends, you’re scared of your professors, and you…
How to Fix a Bad Dorm
Here is how to turn a bad dorm into a good dorm: Make the Room Come Alive: A…
Groundbreaking Study of Gravitational Wave Conversation Confirms Einstein’s Prediction that Science is Confusing
Following LIGO’s confirmation of the existence of gravitational waves, a fundamental prediction of Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, scientists…
A Beautiful Mind: A Ted Cruz Story
The year is 1988. A cramped double in 1937 Hall. Half of the room looks like pretty standard…
Making My Dream Come True: A Letter from the Fan Who Married Harry Styles
Dear fans everywhere, Ever since I first heard His glorious voice and saw his luscious locks, I knew…
9 Tips to Spice Up Your Sex Life
Use flavored condoms: oral sex becomes that much more enjoyable when she’s tasting babaganoush. Be a giving, attentive lover:…
Why Can’t I Get With Any Hot Gay Dudes?
Enough is enough! I’m just about fed up with dating in the gay community! I seem to get…
LIFE HACK: Instead of Spending Money on a Tramp Stamp, Simply Tape a Yu-Gi-Oh Card to Your Lower Back
The tramp stamp is a proud American tradition. For decades, these decorative lower-back patterns have let the world…
Date Ideas That Don’t Involve High-Risk, Unnecessary Medical Procedures
Nothing spells romance like lying half-dead in the nearest hospital and undergoing some unnecessary medical procedure, so here are…
5 Guys Who Will Definitely Take You to the Aquarium
Jeremy Miller: Nobody doubts Jeremy is a fantastic guy. He’s like a taller Zac Efron without the evil glint…