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1. Pick a fight with roommates in the quad group chat before you move in. 2. Get McCoshed or rushed to Penn Med during Frosh Week. 3. Throw an apple at the Asian dude during the Triangle Frosh Show opening…

By popular demand, Princeton has added an entire day to the class of 2026’s freshman orientation on romantic do’s and don’ts at the University. Tips shared with the frosh included the following: • Don’t date senior men. Think for a…

I am writing here today to express the story of my life and the changes needed to make for a healthier environment for all that live on the Princeton campus. My story begins after I was born in the summer…

President Christopher Eisgruber ’83 announced on Monday that, to make room for an entirely new design, the entirety of Princeton’s campus will be redacted. “When we started hurling our [wrecking] balls into First, we got a sense of how fun…

Dear Class of 2026, I hope this message finds you well. Haha, just kidding — I stopped believing in hope a long, long time ago. Anyways, I wanted to check in with you idiots. At this point in the semester,…