A drink is only as good as its ingredients. Accept no substitutes, except in Autumn, when pumpkin spice can in some cases be substituted for a seasonal twist.
- Liquified $100 bills
- The oyster
- Tears of the homeless
- Incidental tears of the help
- Sweat of the proletariat
- Dust of the Magna Carta
- Powdered blood diamonds
- A human man
- A diamond-studded diamond
- Pure history
- The graduate board’s semen
- Freshly plucked opium
- A map of the British Empire at its peak
- Woodrow Wilson’s leg hairs
- Ectoplasm
- Burberry juice
- Baby shoes, never worn
- Theta tears
- “The blood”
- Your ancestors’ remains
- Powdered rhino horn
- A soaking wet Tower pass
- Glue made from the substance on the floor of Cloister
- The golden fleece
- Lance Armstrong’s other testicle
- Theta thoughts
- The invisible hand
- The blood of Christ
- Boot straps
- Shorted stocks
- Permafrost
- Anti-hydrogen
