Tag: war
The War On Valentine’s Day
Wake up, America. As we all know, the liberals have launched a full-scale war on American holidays. December…
A Victory for Feminism: The Nations of the World Decided to Refight World War I, But Just for Women this Time
In a huge step for gender equality, representatives from all the nations that participated in World War I…
Probable Conversations Between High Ranking Government Officials On Contemporary Issues Of Importance
Man, everything is just awesome when you are the government.
King of Pop’s Death Sparks Bloody War of Succession
Michael Jackson, the long-reigning King of Pop, has died, leaving behind a bankrupt estate, grieving subjects, and a…
Bush’s New Iraq Strategy Based on Romantic Comedies
Just in time for Valentine's Day President Bush last week unveiled his latest plans for the conflict in…