Tag: valentine’s day
Love Works in Mysterious Ways, Which is Why I’d Really Appreciate it if You All Stopped Making Fun of my Intimate Relationship with Julius Pringles
I want to start this off by reminding you all that love is beautiful in every form. There…
Dating Terms 101
Ever wonder what “ghosting” means? Know what it is to “third wheel”? If you’re anything like me, current slang…
Incredible! Follow These 5 Tips for a Revolutionary Relationship!
Fellow Countrymen, As General Washington’s troops press on towards Yorktown, King George’s tyranny grows less certain every day.…
How We Met
Three women share the rom-com worthy details of how they met their significant others. CYNTHIA Mark and I…
Condom-Gram Optimization
 As with every Valentine’s Day season, Princeton students have been sharing the love by sending each other condom…
19 Ways to Spend Valentine’s Day
Watch a sappy movie with your friends. Cook a really nice dinner and treat yourself. Go to that…
Top Ten Places to Spend Valentine’s Day Alone
The Internet The internet provides of fine array of options for diversion, self-delusion, or old-fashioned wallowing in self-pity.…
An Interview with St. Valentine
St. Valentine is completely blind sided in this groundbreaking interview with Tiger Mag.
Breakup Leaves Man’s Heart, Refrigerator Cold And Empty
The devastating breakup with his live-in girlfriend of three years has left local man Andrew White emotionally drained…
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover…. 99 Ways to Die
... actually, you don't have a lover, do you? So let's just skip directly to the "99 Ways…
Pan-American Ursine Union Stages Valentine’s Day Protest
SOMEWHERE IN THE FORESTS OF CANADA, CANADA - As the only holiday commercialized more than Christmas approaches, sales…