Tag: SBW15
Reading as Writing: A Nass Article About Reading a Nass Article
When I was little, I wasn’t the kid throwing the football, playing with a dollhouse, or throwing a…
We Need to Have a Pluralistic, Open-Minded Debate About Your Sex Life
By Anne Scombe ’16 America is changing, and so are our moral values and sexual ethics. I appreciate…
University Affirms It’s In Favor of the Rest of the Constitution, Too
After issuing a vague statement passionately insisting that they support the First Amendment, which, presumably, they already did, Princeton’s…
George Washington’s Rules for Most Satisfactory Love-Making
George Washington, the famously fastidious founding paternal figure, wrote down rules for etiquette still held sacred by many Americans.…
Match.com Customer Care Ticket #42653
Dear Mr. Maxwell, Thank you for reaching out to the Match.com Customer Service Center. We hope this response…
After Bicker, Dangerous Levels of Smugness Pervade Campus
The Department of Public Safety issued a statement Saturday warning that the campus’ levels of smugness had…
Friend Who Got In Empathizes With Friend Who Was Hosed
Newly-accepted Cannon member Josephine Glendon ’17 decided to be the bigger person Friday, leaving a Cannon event early…
Hosed Bickerees Grateful for Sympathetic Facebook Post
Sophomores who were recently hosed from Tower reported Friday that they were grateful for the show of support…
In Defense of Bicker: People Are Assholes In The Real World, So I Should Be An Asshole To You Here
By Andy Chesterfield '16, member of a Bicker club I’m the first to admit that Bicker isn’t perfect,…
Ivy Bicker Chair Invokes the Ivy Bicker Gods
As Bicker continues, Ivy Bicker Chair Augustus IV gathered members of the Ivy Club Tuesday night to formally…
Club’s Bicker Process Not Like the Other Clubs’ Bicker Processes
Much to the relief of several worried sophomores, Angela Franklin ’15 assured potential bickerees that Cap & Gown’s…
Attractive Fraternity Brother Has “Right Attitude” for Bicker
According to multiple friends, attractive Kappa Alpha member Jeff Clarke ’17 is going to do great in Bicker.…