PRINCETON, NJ Nancy Weiss Malkiel, Dean of the College at Princeton University, has expressed concern over Elena Kegan’s recent nomination to the Supreme Court. “Miss Kagan is certainly a candidate of the highest caliber, and I wish her well,” Malkiel…
In an ironic twist, the latest eating club task force has found 100% of Tiger Inn’s newest members to be hipsters. As President Shirley Tilghman reports, “All the signs are there. Everything is done with a sense of irony. After…
The Wu/Wilcox dining halls reportedly started off the year with 1300 mugs and now have only 64 remaining. So what happened to the other 1236 mugs? By our accounting: 65 were used as accent pieces for “dirty hipster” theme night…
PRINCETON – In accordance with University equal opportunity regulations, Dean of Undergraduate Students Kathleen Deignan has temporarily suspended the Princeton “Swordfight-by-Night” Shakespeare troupe that until now has practiced in the New Butler amphitheatre and pissed the living shit out of…
PRINCETON, NJ — An exclusive group of freshman girls who call themselves “The Tribe” filed a lawsuit this week against the federal government, demanding that the group be exempted from all sales taxes — in particular those levied during frequent…