A travesty occurred late Thursday night when a Nassoons performance in New York City was accidently scheduled in the Holland Tunnel. The error seems to have occurred when a request to have the Nasoons perform in the in “the largest…
Jim got up from the table and left his group of visibly less cool friends behind. He carried his tray out of the dining hall and over to the tray-return counter. Jim tilted his tray down and let his banana…
BREAKING NEWS: Perennial candidate Ralph Nader has reportedly just filed paperwork to run for freshman class president. “Normally when I run for president, I just get about 1% of the vote,” said Nader, “But there’s so many people running, 1%…
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