Tag: obama
Obama and Iran’s President Speak by Phone, Begin Texting
Mere days after Friday’s momentous disclosure that the presidents of the United States and Iran had talked on…
Newt Gingrich Increases List of Things He Promises To Fix That The President Has No Control Over
Pundits and voters were abuzz last week over GOP presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich's new economic plan, in which…
Breaking News: Obama Attempts To Cover Up the Fact That He’s Transparent
In a shocking story from the White House, it appears that President Obama has been hiding a secret…
Catastrophe at the White House: A Playful Tick Brings in the Bomb Squad
Catastrophe struck last night on National Cancer Appreciation Day when, what began as a lighthearted play-date for Malia…
Breaking News: Majority Of Americans To Be Relocated To ‘Reeducation’ Camps
President Obama announced this morning that, in the wake of the midterm elections, a staggering number of Americans—well…
Shyamalan to Direct Obama’s Presidency
In a move which seems calculated to alienate his already-shrinking fan base, President Barack Obama has hired director M.…
Panic, as Joe Biden Finds Chocolate in White House Kitchen
An alarm was raised in the White House yesterday when it was discovered that Vice President Joe Biden…
One Hundred Lies About Barack Obama
#55: While a state legislator, Barack Obama spearheaded a short-lived effort to make the Illinois state bird The…
Kanye West Hired by United Nations as Official Speech Timekeeper
Moon and other UN officials have decided that they would give Kanye West the responsibility of stopping world…
Obama Wins Peace Prize
The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Barack Obama for his "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international…