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Illuminati Application Tips
So you’ve graduated from an elite university, been part of a few secret societies, burnt a few rival…
5 Ways to Spice Up Your Academic Life
Already tired of studying for your classes? Looking for that extra OOMPH in the library? We here at…
How To Identify a Means of Egress
In the event that you are unable to identify a means of egress in your residential quarters, consult…
How To Choose Which Child to Sacrifice
Sometimes, life can throw you a curveball. Worse yet, life can throw a bone-crushing 98 mph fastball directly…
How To Start Your Own Doomsday Panic
Pattern recognition is mankind’s third greatest weakness, just behind bullets and YouTube videos of sneezing baby pandas. In…
Tiger Mag’s Tips to Write Good
Appeal to your reader by using colloquialisms Good: I believe that your observations are ill-founded. Better: Yo momma…
How to Pretend You Care About Genocide
We know, you lead a busy life. Your time is valuable. It’s hard to be you. But lately,…