Tag: harvard
Princeton’s Endowment is Huge
“I always saw ads on the internet that promised to make my applicant pool bigger and stronger, and…
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The Tiger’s Hymn
The Schools You Could Have Gone To (or, There’s Nothing Wrong With Ending a Title in a Preposition)…
Princeton Defeats Harvard in Animal Abuse Match
In addition to football’s three-point victory over Columbia last week, Princeton managed to eke out another win against…
“Social Network” Inspires Dangerous New Fad
David Fincher, the director of the recent hit movie The Social Network, issued an official apology last Wednesday…
Princeton Volunteers Dispense Hot Breakfasts to Deprived Harvard Students
The Harvard administration eliminated hot breakfasts for Harvard students due to budget cuts, and the situation was desperate.…
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Doctor Faust, by Lawrence Summers
(Scene: Drew Gilpin Faust, a female, is reflecting in her study.) Faust: Damn it all! I have learned…
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