Tag: EYY17

Total Loser Calls Home Regularly

After just two weeks of college, sources confirm that total pansy Ryan Colter ’18 has already called his…

Heated Marijuana Debate Continues

Heated debate regarding the legalization of marijuana has reached a boiling point across the Internet, with thousands of…

A Lonely Place

I sat in the dark, face lit only by the gentle hues of an unrefreshed Friendsy page. How…