Tag: eisgruber
In Recognition Of Woodrow Wilson’s Complex Legacy, U. Throws Raucous, Twelve-Day Parade In His Honor
In an effort to grapple with Woodrow Wilson’s complicated legacy and controversial presence on campus, the University today…
Letter from the Editor-in-Chief: Reflections on Four Years of Failure
I HAVE FAILED THIS INSTITUTION. I have spent four years as part of The Princeton Tiger, the campus’…
Let’s Get a Meal Some Time
“I’m so glad we did this,” Eleanor said as we left Wilcox. “People always say, ‘Let’s get a…
Who Said It: Eisgruber or Pinochet?
Can you figure out which quotes are from Princeton University President Christopher L. Eisgruber and which are from…
Who Is This Man? A Profile of President Eisgruber
Princeton President Christopher Eisgruber opens up about his adventurous past and talks about his journey to the job.
Princeton Shoots to #1, Harvard on Rapid Decline
Leading experts in college analysis have determined that Princeton is objectively better than Harvard. According to a committee…
Princeton’s Endowment is Huge
“I always saw ads on the internet that promised to make my applicant pool bigger and stronger, and…
Grade Deflation Committee Finds Students’ Grades Still Too High, Recommends 10% A’s
The faculty committee created by University President Chris Eisgruber to assess the University’s grading policy released its findings…
President Issues Executive Order to Intervene in Syrian Studies Department
After more than two years of hesitation and inaction regarding the crisis in the Syrian Studies department, President…
President Eisgruber Steps Down, Cites Three-Year Affair with David Petraeus
In a move that has shaken the Princeton community to its very core, President Christopher L. Eisgruber resigned…
Presidential Initiation Investigated for Hazing
Being the President of Princeton University has its responsibilities. Controlling the direction of the nation’s most prestigious research…
A Letter to Eisgruber
On Monday, July 1st, 2013, Christopher L. Eisgruber became the 20th President of Princeton University. The following is…