Tag: deans date

Failed U-Store Items

ITEM                                                      REASON FOR FAILURE Dunce Caps                                     caused death at fraternity ‘head-jousting’ tournament Cereal                                                out-competed by Frosted Flakes Dildos                                               …

Twas the Night Before Dean’s Date

Twas the night before Dean's Date and perched on my chair, I threw up my hands and cried…