Tag: David Petraeus
President Eisgruber Steps Down, Cites Three-Year Affair with David Petraeus
In a move that has shaken the Princeton community to its very core, President Christopher L. Eisgruber resigned…
Furious Tilghman Unleashes Full Brunt of Weather Machine
Princeton University President Shirley Tilghman, angered for unexplained reasons, has been using her personal weather machine to wreak…
A Benedict XVI Presidency?
On Monday, His Holiness Benedict XVI announced his resignation from the papacy, shocking the world and igniting speculation…