Tag: CSO15
Admissions Officers Admit to Spying After Prospective Students Find University Cameras in their Homes
On Tuesday, March 31, Princeton University released its admissions decisions to regular-decision applicants around the world. However,…
“There Is No God”: One Man’s Quest to Win an Amazon Gift Card by Taking Psych Thesis Surveys
Four years. Four years, I have tried. Four years—four years! four years! I have tried. Four years, I…
Match.com Customer Care Ticket #42653
Dear Mr. Maxwell, Thank you for reaching out to the Match.com Customer Service Center. We hope this response…
A Valentine’s Day Sex Overload
SEX OVERLOADS. Everybody knows them. Everybody fears them. You’ll be heading to Late Meal or whatever, you know, just out and about and…
World-Famous Rock Star Chad Kroeger Falls in Love With Amanda, Age 15, by Amanda, Age 15
It was a bright and not-stormy day, and Chad Kroeger sat by himself in the corner booth of…
How to Lose a Lover in 10 Words
We know you, Princeton student. You hate commitment! You complain about semesters that are only 12 weeks long and…
Things To Do With Your Awkward Arm While Being The Big Spoon
» Snapchat your friends so everyone knows you’re capable of making genuine human connection #cuddling » Finally adjust your…
The Street From Hell
Ah, time for a good night out! You’ve pregamed nicely, your friends are going to meet you up…
After Bicker, Dangerous Levels of Smugness Pervade Campus
The Department of Public Safety issued a statement Saturday warning that the campus’ levels of smugness had…
Ivy Bicker Chair Invokes the Ivy Bicker Gods
As Bicker continues, Ivy Bicker Chair Augustus IV gathered members of the Ivy Club Tuesday night to formally…