Tag: CJS16
Spires & Gargoyles – Valentine’s Day 2015
Morning comes and you wake up in a cold sweat. A glance at the calendar and your worst…
12 Times John Goodman Made Us The Thirstiest in 2014
1. 2014 was a truly #thirsty year for #teamJG with human salt-lick John Goodman making more red carpet…
10 Things I Hate About You
Your tentacles The way you say “library” How much you like kale The suction cup marks on my lower…
Student Refers to Dorm Where She Ceaselessly Questions Self-Worth as “Home Away From Home”
Late last night Joanna Mendelson ’17 led her younger brother and sister into the very dorm room where…
Student Hopes Bridge Year Will Turn Him Into Hookup Machine
Arnold Severus, a moneyed and self-assured male student, has made the decision to apply to Princeton University’s Bridge…
Eco-Friendly Alternatives to Children
When deciding whether or not to have a baby, it’s important to consider that human beings are the…
Student Compares Freshman Math Exam to Act of Profound Human Slaughter
Barry Saunders, a prospective Woody Woo concentrator, who has been taking the introductory mathematics class P/D/F since the…
Quad Invents Eighth Day, Hundreds Disappear
Charter had Fridays. Cottage had Sundays. And even Tower had something. But one club stood among the rest…