Tag: canada
Things Least Likely to be Said During the Presidential Debates
A lot of major points will be raised tonight. Here are exactly none of them.
Canada and Russia Join Forces to Spread Global Warming
MOSCOW - Canada and Russia, the two former Cold War enemies, have recently found that they have far…
Pan-American Ursine Union Stages Valentine’s Day Protest
SOMEWHERE IN THE FORESTS OF CANADA, CANADA - As the only holiday commercialized more than Christmas approaches, sales…