Tag: Barack Obama
What is Barack Obama Going to Do Now?
Try out bangs Demonstrate exercise equipment in late-night infomercials  Finally let out that fart he's been holding…
Things That Are President Obama’s Fault
Recently, a number of public figures blamed the outbreak of Ebola in West Africa on President Obama. Here's…
Things Least Likely to be Said During the Presidential Debates
A lot of major points will be raised tonight. Here are exactly none of them.
Romney Chooses Barack Obama as Running Mate in Appeal to Independents, African-Americans
In a shocking turn of events, a source with intimate knowledge of the decision tells The Princeton Tiger…
Romney Surges in Israeli Polls After Visit
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney’s European tour concluded on a high note Tuesday, as a new Rasmussen poll showed…
Newt Gingrich Increases List of Things He Promises To Fix That The President Has No Control Over
Pundits and voters were abuzz last week over GOP presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich's new economic plan, in which…
Breaking News: Obama Abdicates To Bill Clinton
In a jaw-dropping turn of events at yesterday’s State of the Union Address, President Barack Obama announced that…