Sixty Nine
I like my sex big and 69,000 is as big as it gets.
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10 Things I Hate About You
Your tentacles The way you say “library” How much you like kale The suction cup marks on my lower back How you were embarrassed to introduce me to your parents The fact that your parents want me to convert to Greek Orthodox…
Timeline of a Bro’s Date
4:30 pm Decided to take my girl to Olive Garden after I thought about last time I went there with my bro Mike. We only ordered breadsticks and Dos Equis. It was savage. 4:35 pm Got the tips re-frosted. 4:45 pm Throw on…
Looking for Love
Single and looking to mingle, but have no idea where to start? Sick of trying to meaningfully converse with drunk people while equally intoxicated? Here’s a handy guide to snagging yourself a significant other in situations where you are both (nearly) guaranteed to be (almost) completely…
The Lost Manuscripts of Chet Slaterton, 19th Century British Fraternity Brother
Our Mutual Friend ‘Twas the fourteenth of July, a beautiful day with the sky blue as a robin’s egg and nary a cloud to be seen for miles in any direction. My dearest friend Randy—O, what larks we shared in our more youthful…