Tag: AZ16
10 Things I Hate About You
Your tentacles The way you say âlibraryâ How much you like kale The suction cup marks on my lower…
Timeline of a Bro’s Date
4:30 pm Decided to take my girl to Olive Garden after I thought about last time I went there with…
Looking for Love
Single and looking to mingle, but have no idea where to start? Sick of trying to meaningfully converse with drunk people…
The Lost Manuscripts of Chet Slaterton, 19th Century British Fraternity Brother
Our Mutual Friend âTwas the fourteenth of July, a beautiful day with the sky blue as a robinâs egg…
Student Follows Tour Group, Discovers Princeton Is Located in Downtown Shanghai
When Angela Sherman â16 decided to tail a group of tourists as they left the Princeton University campus,…
The 8 Ways to Get Home for Winter Break
Via car, with your parents Stare broodingly out the window while your mom aggressively interrogates you on your…
Voluntourism Halts Strife, Poverty, Disease
According to a new report from the World Bank, billions of dollars in international development cannot compare to…
How to Exaggerate Your Summer (A Primer)
You got a job and networked like you were born for it, but at the end of the…
How to Successfully Embezzle Money from Your Student Group
By Tim Matchen, Chairman Emeritus Let me start with a disclaimer: I have never, ever embezzled money from…
Green Is Good
Seattle, WA. 11:25 am. The trendy green products markets open at 11:30. Itâs game time.
Is Your Teen Doing “Weed?”
Has your child been acting strangely in recent years? Odds are, they are using illegal drugs to become…