Tag: apocalypse
Let’s Get a Meal Some Time
“I’m so glad we did this,” Eleanor said as we left Wilcox. “People always say, ‘Let’s get a…
Man Sues Ancient Mayans, Claims Fraud
John S. Worthen, 43, has filed a suit in Rhode Island state court against “the ancient Mayans and…
Things Least Likely to be Said During the Presidential Debates
A lot of major points will be raised tonight. Here are exactly none of them.
Asset Management After the Apocalypse
Now everybody just calm down. I said calm down! Just because we're living in the end times doesn't…
How To Start Your Own Doomsday Panic
Pattern recognition is mankind’s third greatest weakness, just behind bullets and YouTube videos of sneezing baby pandas. In…