Tag: AKJ15
Oh God, We Can’t Stop
What luck. After 25 years of fruitless research, I tentatively present that my team may have finally found…
#SocialMediaInternManifesto
Before us in the halls of history are those we are told are heroes: Hemingway, Churchill, Bonaparte. We…
Love and lust in the bubble: My Desdemona
As Frost once wrote, "at last came a knock." You appeared at my door, hair golden in the…
PRESS RELEASE: Hardee’s Introduces New Fuckburger
THE SOUTH — In keeping with the Hardee’s tradition of providing all-American, grass-fed meat to all-American, grass-fed men…
A Cautionary Tale
This is a friendly reminder. Keep it in mind as you are going through your day that you…
Marginally Computer Literate 17 Year Olds Heralded as Technology Savants by Mothers
Today, the tech sphere was ablaze with the celebration as every American 13 to 25 year old…