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The 5 People Everyone Had Sex With Freshman Year
Forget algebra! College = sex is the only equation we ever learned. These are the four years you…
World-Famous Rock Star Chad Kroeger Falls in Love With Amanda, Age 15, by Amanda, Age 15
It was a bright and not-stormy day, and Chad Kroeger sat by himself in the corner booth of…
Alternative Dating Apps
Not having any luck on Tinder, Grindr, or OKCupid? Sick of meeting people over Craigslist and repeatedly getting kidnapped?…
Spires and Gargoyles – December 2014
Here at The Princeton Tiger, we typically put together an issue in a single heart-pounding weekend of production marked…
Six Unrealistic Scenarios that End with Me Kissing This Girl in My Hall
1. Conscription for the robot war has begun early. Princeton is torn to shreds.  Dorms are set aflame and…
A Guide to the Street: Hulfish Street
Hey freshmen! Now that you’re at Princeton, it’s time that you learned the lay of the land. You’re…
Spires and Gargoyles — Hogwarts
There is a moment on every campus tour when someone looks up at Holder Tower cutting the sky…
Spires and Gargoyles – Reunions 2014
A message from the chairman: It is 5 am on the Sunday morning after Reunions, you are under…
Humor is Worthless
People say that satire has the power to educate and change and even assert its author’s own opinions.…
Spires and Gargoyles – April 2014
Welcome back from Spring Break! With any luck, you spent your entire break on a remote, tropical island…
Sorry, We Cannot Offer You a Bid
It’s with sincere regret that I must inform you that we cannot offer you membership into 19 Club,…