Valentine’s Day 2018
Best Friends Ever? These Gal Pals Got Married to Each Other
Ladies, let’s get real for a minute. Sometimes men are just way too complicated, too gross, too, well, manly! The solution to this problem might be closer than you think.…
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I Taught A Robot To Love, And It Has No Game Whatsoever
Two months ago, my colleagues and I completed our work on the Really Overwhelmingly Loving Machine Endeavoring for O-ffection, or…
The War On Valentine’s Day
Wake up, America. As we all know, the liberals have launched a full-scale war on American holidays. December brought another…
QUIZ: Does Your Crush Like You Back?
Valentine’s Day is coming up fast, which means you’re running out of time to ask that guy you like out…
Self-Driving Cars Need Love Too
Dear Dave, I know it’s been a while since we’ve talked… but I miss you. Since our relationship ended, I…
The Sixth Day
The Lord God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into him the breath of life,…
Princeton Administration Declines to Reform Sexual Honor Code
The Princeton administration has announced that, despite the recent passage of a referendum on the Honor Code, they will not…
A Letter From The Friendzone
The following letter was found discarded outside our headquarters. In light of the urgency of its troubling message, we have…