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President Eisgruber Gains Sentience
University Urges Community To Remain Calm Princeton, NJ -Â A report released from the Office of the Provost earlier today confirmed…
My Journalistic Integrity Demands This Scathing Review of Dearest Malcolm’s Lackluster Performance in Rent: the Musical
On Friday night, Princeton’s premier student-run theater organization staged their interpretation of Rent: the Musical. The set design was inspired,…
The REAL Freshman Dictionary: 20 Terms Every Princeton Freshman Should Know
Alcohol Initiative /al-kuh-hawl ih-nish-ee-uh-tiv/ n. Take the initiative to consume more alcohol. Shots, bitch! Bicker /bik-er/ n. The time for…
10 Awesome Things to 3D Print at Princeton, But To Be Fair, A Lot Of Them Are Keychains
3D printing is, without a doubt, one of the most exciting developments in modern technology. If you’re a Princeton student eager…
Hazards and Hazing: Get Ready to Have Your Ass Kicked
Freshman year is always stressful. You’re struggling to find new friends, you’re scared of your professors, and you don’t know…
Advice for Incoming Freshmen
You’re just a freshman, so it’s totally fine if you don’t know your major yet. That said, you should know…
A Beautiful Mind: A Ted Cruz Story
The year is 1988. A cramped double in 1937 Hall. Half of the room looks like pretty standard college dorm…
5 Guys Who Will Definitely Take You to the Aquarium
Jeremy Miller: Nobody doubts Jeremy is a fantastic guy. He’s like a taller Zac Efron without the evil glint in his…