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Princeton Approves Orgy on Cannon Green
Less than a week after Harvard officially recognized Harvard College Munch, a student group devoted to kinky sex, the Ivy League’s kinky sex arms race escalated. Yesterday, Princeton University issued…
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Newly Discovered Planet Can Support Life, But Not Hip Hop. And What Kind of a Life is That?
NASA announced Thursday the discovery of a new planet that, under the right circumstances, could viably support human life. However, as NASA’s report went on…
Disappointing Wormhole Leads Directly to Sizzler in Muncie, Indiana
Earlier this week, NASA probe 141-R made international news by successfully pinpointing the location of the first ever documented wormhole. The probe’s previously mundane…
Grand Jury Hung on Shoplifter’s Indictment, Grandiose Jury to Intervene
After a Rhode Island Grand Jury was unable to decide whether to indict Peter Hamiss, 22, on charges of shoplifting, the state called…
Courses That Would Actually Be An Easy-A
Some of the so-called “Easy-A” courses at Princeton are simply too hard. We here at Tiger Mag recognize this serious…
Princeton Student Overcomes Odds, Gets Job Offer from Bain
“I honestly cannot believe it,” says Douglas, a student in the Operations Research and Financial Engineering department. “This is the…
Freshman Excited to Live in Same Room Where Renowned Physicist Did Some of His Most Notable Masturbating
Listening gleefully to the Sunday morning carillon bells at the Graduate College, first year physics student Marc Flauverat moved his…
Student Accidentally Refers to Princetoween as “Halloween” in Precept, Forced to Drop Class
On Tuesday, Jeremy Briggs ’19 took a fatal misstep during a precept for PSY/GSS 329, Psychology of Gender, when he…
Yet Another Donald Trump Quiz!
You’ve seen them all. “Quiz: Did Donald Trump say this Outrageous quote or no?” (Washington Post) “Trump or Colbert” (US…