Spires and Gargoyles – Reunions 2014
A message from the chairman: It is 5 am on the Sunday morning after Reunions, you are under a tent at the 5th smoking a Camel, and you have seen some things. You saw a high-school girl with a fifth…
Category Chairman’s Letters
Introductory letters from the Chairman of Tiger magazine which appear at the beginning of all of our print issues.
Spires and Gargoyles – April 2014
Welcome back from Spring Break! With any luck, you spent your entire break on a remote, tropical island and were not stuck in time, trapped in a ululating hellscape woven between moments, because, well, Spring Break Forever®. While you were…
Spires and Gargoyles – December 2013
Yesterday, I went to the office of President Eisgruber to request he accept my resignation from the position of Chairman of The Princeton Tiger and, consequently, director of covert operations at Princeton University.
Spires & Gargoyles: Chairman’s Letter, November 2009
Congratulations on your fine choice in reading material! Perhaps this is your first Tiger; as firsts go, this ranks among the best. It probably won’t destroy as much property as your first car. First pets pee on the carpet, eat…
Chairman’s Address – September 2008
I’m probably not the first person to say this, and I probably won’t be the last, and neither am I the most sincere, although I’m assuredly not the least sincere (that honor goes to Shirley T.), but Welcome Class of 20-whatever-it-is-now-I-can’t-remember-the-last-3-years.…