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How to Successfully Embezzle Money from Your Student Group
By Tim Matchen, Chairman Emeritus Let me start with a disclaimer: I have never, ever embezzled money from The Princeton…
Eight Signs You Went to Princeton But Have Total Retrograde Amnesia
You ALWAYS tell people you went to “a small liberal arts school in New Jersey” because that’s all you’ve been…
Oh God, We Can’t Stop
What luck. After 25 years of fruitless research, I tentatively present that my team may have finally found another long-lost…
Humor is Worthless
People say that satire has the power to educate and change and even assert its author’s own opinions. They are…
Is Your Teen Doing “Weed?”
Has your child been acting strangely in recent years? Odds are, they are using illegal drugs to become "high." Be…
Eco-Friendly Alternatives to Children
When deciding whether or not to have a baby, it’s important to consider that human beings are the environment’s greatest…
My Juice Cleanse, Day 40
40 days ago, I started a quest to purify my body and soul via liquefied kale, and I’d love to…
Arts & Transit & DRUGS Neighborhood??
The University claims that construction on the southwest side of campus is for a new “Arts & Transit Neighborhood,” to…