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I Don’t Support Dowries, But It Would Be Nice To Have An Objective Way Of Choosing Between Rachel and Jessica
Before I start, I want to make one thing very clear: I do not support the use of dowries. Handing…
Outed Campus Bestiality Enthusiast: “I apologize for my sick fantasies, and just for the record, I was never in College Republicans”
First and foremost, I would like to apologize to pet owners around the Princeton area for what I have done…
My Roommate’s Alarm Keeps Waking Me Out Of Cryogenic Sleep
Normally, my roommate and I get along fine. Cameron’s pretty good about respecting my space and all. But recently, he’s…
You Have No Idea How Hydrated I Am
The average adult male needs to consume 2.5 liters of water per day to stay properly hydrated. I consume far…
I’m Beginning to Think My Lab’s “Smasherator” Experiments are Unnecessarily Cruel to Lab Mice
Let me begin by saying that I’m not an animal rights activist or anything. As a Princeton student studying Molecular…
My Journalistic Integrity Demands This Scathing Review of Dearest Malcolm’s Lackluster Performance in Rent: the Musical
On Friday night, Princeton’s premier student-run theater organization staged their interpretation of Rent: the Musical. The set design was inspired,…
Wow: J.J. Abrams Has Already Directed Several Movies, But They’re Still Letting Him Direct Another
A few months ago, J. J. Abrams was confirmed as the director for the upcoming Star Wars film The Force…
I’m a Rocket-Man
By Elton John I open my eyes to see a room full of scientists, prodding me with their scalpels and…