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I’m Pretty Sure the Honor Code Doesn’t Say Anything About an Honest Mistake Between Two Cousins
As a Princeton student, I take great pride in my adherence to the University Honor Code. In the past,…
In Defense of Marriage
There is nothing more sacred than the marital bond. And in these increasingly liberal times, there is no more sacred…
“There Is No God”: One Man’s Quest to Win an Amazon Gift Card by Taking Psych Thesis Surveys
Four years. Four years, I have tried. Four years—four years! four years! I have tried. Four years, I have failed!…
In Defense of Bicker: People Are Assholes In The Real World, So I Should Be An Asshole To You Here
By Andy Chesterfield '16, member of a Bicker club I’m the first to admit that Bicker isn’t perfect, but recent…
Humor is Worthless
People say that satire has the power to educate and change and even assert its author’s own opinions. They are…
An Open Letter to the Squirrel On Elm Drive (You Know Who You Are)
Dear Squirrel, you probably don’t remember me, considering that you were too busy being a dick. I tried to get…
Once Upon A Monday
Mondays are band-aids that take 24 hours to rip off; weekly plagues sent from above to ensure people never have…