How to Pretend You Care About Genocide
We know, you lead a busy life. Your time is valuable. It’s hard to be you. But lately, your lack of a soul, or even basic empathy for the suffering of other human beings, has been getting in the way…
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How To Get A Girl
10.) Touch her subtly. Making contact lets her know that you are interested. Too much contact lets her know you’re a pervert. Because you are, in fact, a pervert. 9.) Laugh. Smile. Make sure she knows you are having a…
The Bicker of the Christ
Forasmuch as many hath taken in hand, this season, to set forth in order a declaration of the events which occurred in the meeting halls of the Tower Club, it seemed good to me also, being from the beginning an…
The Freshman Guide to Spring Semester
How did you spend your freshman fall? A lucky few, that handful of the bright and the motivated (and lame), have managed to juggle your classes and plethora of activities. The rest of you stopped going to lecture for one…