Flowchart For Asking A Girl Out
This is based on an actual flowchart made by an actual Tiger staffer as a guide to asking out an actual girl. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. I cannot stress enough how real, sad, and hilarious the…
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The Most Honest Cosmo Quiz You’ll Ever Take: Are You Pursuing Him Too Hard?
Are You Pursuing Him Too Hard? Cosmo Tells It Like It Is! 1) You know he’ll be at his regular coffee shop at his regular time. What do you do? a. Put on a cute top and a big smile…
How Lady Gaga Convinced Beyonce To Do The ‘Telephone’ Music Video
Lady Gaga: Hey, Beyonce. Beyonce: Are you Lady Gaga or a talking pile of bubble wrap? It is difficult to tell these days. Lady Gaga: Gaga. So I have this idea. For a video. It’s pretty weird. Beyonce: Like, normal…
How to Write a Paper About Nothing
Writing classes tell students a lot of things. A great many of these things are true, if you’re one of those outmoded models with a “drive to learn” (it hurts to type it) or are one of the poor souls…
How To Start Your Own Doomsday Panic
Pattern recognition is mankind’s third greatest weakness, just behind bullets and YouTube videos of sneezing baby pandas. In recent years, the best example of our collective failure of induction has been the repetitive cycle of doomsday panics in popular culture.…