Self-Driving Cars Need Love Too

Dear Dave, I know it’s been a while since we’ve talked… but I miss you. Since our relationship ended, I have been struggling. I just have to get some things…

The Sixth Day

The Lord God formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into him the breath of life, and the man became a living being, and this man…

Sweethearts To My Ex

Princeton Administration Declines to Reform Sexual Honor Code

The Princeton administration has announced that, despite the recent passage of a referendum on the Honor Code, they will not amend the Code to remove its stipulations about sexual honesty.…

Best Friends Ever? These Gal Pals Got Married to Each Other

Ladies, let’s get real for a minute. Sometimes men are just way too complicated, too gross, too, well, manly! The solution to this problem might be closer than you think.…

A Letter From The Friendzone

The following letter was found discarded outside our headquarters. In light of the urgency of its troubling message, we have reproduced it below in its entirety. Dearest Stacy, I write…

The Things We Regret

Love can be hard, no matter who you are. What do you regret?   “Giving the guy who hit on me at the gym my social security number when I…

Larry Dinger: The Disappointments of 2017

We’ve all heard of Larry Dinger, the legendary adult film actor, producer, and director behind such classics as Lesbian Beach House Orgy 3; Two Girls, Five Cocks; and the truly…

Love Works in Mysterious Ways, Which is Why I’d Really Appreciate it if You All Stopped Making Fun of my Intimate Relationship with Julius Pringles

I want to start this off by reminding you all that love is beautiful in every form. There is nothing wrong with those  who choose to express it in ways…

Dating Terms 101

Ever wonder what “ghosting” means? Know what it is to “third wheel”? If you’re anything like me, current slang moves way too fast for you - especially relationship slang. If your love…

Happy Valentine’s Day Charles Beige!

– MF '19, KG '19  

6 Dogs That Make Me Feel Self Conscious About My Body

We can all be self-critical about our bodies from time to time. In a world of Photoshop, sexy underwear adverts and svelte, long-limbed Italian greyhounds, it’s hard to accept the…

World War P

Happy Halloween from Tiger Mag! Stay safe out there... – BS '22

New Initiative Will Encourage Athletes And Non-Athletes To Interact More During Sports Practices

Citing a perceived divide between the two segments of the student body, President Eisgruber today announced a new initiative to increase the number of interactions between athletes and non-athletes during…

10 Classic Freshman Mistakes to Avoid

Taking on too many extracurriculars. Everyone tries to do a million things first semester and it’s just not possible! Pick a few clubs you really love and stick to them.…