Zombie Outbreak Gives Much Needed Direction to Occupy Wall Street Protests
“Brains, braaaaiiiinnns,” says one newly focused protester A recent zombie outbreak in the heart of the New York…
Why Are We Exiling Our Roommates?
-EL '15 with illustration by JB '15
Things I Am Sorry For
For those of you who don’t know, last week was the Day of Atonement, when Jews stop eating…
Eight Vaginas That Have Ruined My Life
1. Susan B. Anthony’s Vagina Susan B. Anthony and her unapologetic vagina fought to liberate women from the subjugation…
My iPhone Weather App Needs More Icons
The weather app on my iPhone needs a few more icons that mean rain, I think. -JRV'12
Breaking News: D.C. Earthquake Leaves Millions With Homes, Jobs
WASHINGTON D.C. - Millions of people have been left with homes and livelihoods after an earthquake that experts…
The Last Hours of Osama’s Twitter Feed
Apparently bin Laden was quite the active Twitter user before his death. "@osamaWINladen - how many infidels do…
Things Found in Bin Laden’s Mansion
Your car keys DVD of Ankles of Tehran IV: These IslamaBad Girls Have BaghDaddy Issues The last horcrux Jimmy…
22 Rejected Thesis Titles
Making Melanoma: Titration of the Dose of Zinc-based UV-ray Blocking Products to Produce the Optimal Skin Pigmentation in…
Gaddafi Rises to New Standard of Crazy
Secretary of State Hilary Clinton issued an official notice of thanks to embattled Libyan president Muammar Gaddafi today…
Björk Discovers Words
REYKJAVIK - Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter Björk, whose sound has been described as "unique," "sound," and "like the frightened cries…
Inceptioning Santa
Dream Layer 1: A Cold, Snowy Mountain Only Accessible by Skis (AKA The North Pole) Santa: Woah, I…
Cartoon: Wireless Infidelity
-Jason Kaplan '12