Alex Judge
21 Articles
Milk Speaks Out Against Oreo: “Not My Favorite Cookie,” She Says.
In a shocking revelation, yesterday afternoon Milk finally decided to go public about her true feelings towards Oreo. …
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Catastrophe at the White House: A Playful Tick Brings in the Bomb Squad
Catastrophe struck last night on National Cancer Appreciation Day when, what began as a lighthearted play-date for Malia…
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Top 14 Best Atypical Items to Borrow Indefinitely from a Hotel Room
On vacation? Great! It's time to take part in that great American pastime of senselessly pilfering towels and…
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Forbes College: Why Is It Really So Far Away?
Throughout the years there have been only been a handful of questions, such as “When are the Asian…
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Math 215 Exam Leaves Seven Dead, Dozens Failing
“You have 5 days, 11 problems, and 0 chance of success” said Professor Sarnak to his class of…
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What Do Targeted Facebook Ads Say About Me?
“VACCINATE YOUR BABY!” Really, Facebook? I’m a 19 year old college student, and you’re already all up in…
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