Rules of Writing in a Creative Fiction Class
New South stands for tangible possibility, a concrete beacon of unkempt potential standing amidst the collegiate gothic plain…
Mitt Romney Calls Emergency Meeting of Mitt Romneys
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Failed U-Store Items
ITEM REASON FOR FAILURE Dunce Caps caused death at fraternity ‘head-jousting’ tournament Cereal out-competed by Frosted Flakes Dildos …
Tilghman: I Hate Being Called Shirley
Princeton was surprised on Saturday to learn that President Shirley Tilghman, who led the school for twelve years,…
Christmas in September
I suppose Labor Day can also commemorate the state your mother must have been in just before you…
Decline in Science and Engineering Majors Due to Math Being Hard
This May, colleges across the country have reported a continuing decline in the number of science and engineering…
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Guilty Pleasures of an Adult Heterosexual Male
Peeing in the kiddie size urinal Let’s be real, we all do it when nobody’s looking… Scented Candles…
English Language to Recall “Literally”
After an unfortunate malfunction in a Manhattan home, the English language has decided to recall the word “literally.”…
Scandal of the Century on The Biggest Loser
After 7 seasons of winning the hearts of millions of Americans with its life-changing success stories of helping…
Greece to Combat Debt with Abstract Art
After Greece’s not-so-recent credit downgrade from CCC to CC, the Greek economy has been in money madness. After…
Condom-Gram Optimization
As with every Valentine’s Day season, Princeton students have been sharing the love by sending each other condom…
Reading Week Leaves Dozens of Forbesians with Crippling Muscle Atrophy
The malaise of Reading Week and Finals this past January at Princeton University has exacted even greater of…
International Pictionary: Nauru Widens the Gap
As the international battle for Pictionary immortalization rages on, Tiger Magazine is here to bring you the…
The 7 People You Will Meet Your Freshman Year
The Kid Who’s Just Really Excited to Be Here This is the kid whose wardrobe is comprised of…