Spires and Gargoyles — Love, Actually
A Message from the Chairman Or is it Chairwoman? That’s right. While the boys were out cradling their…
Oh God, We Can’t Stop
What luck. After 25 years of fruitless research, I tentatively present that my team may have finally found…
Princeton’s Endowment is Huge
“I always saw ads on the internet that promised to make my applicant pool bigger and stronger, and…
Hookup Horticulture
You've heard a lot of exciting stuff about the Hookup Culture here in the realm of tertiary education.…
Led Zeppelin IV: A Sex Diary
Led Zeppelin's iconic fourth record is quite possibly the biggest, meanest, sexiest rock album of all time. So…
Love and lust in the bubble: My Desdemona
As Frost once wrote, "at last came a knock." You appeared at my door, hair golden in the…
Once Upon A Monday
Mondays are band-aids that take 24 hours to rip off; weekly plagues sent from above to ensure people…
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9:23 pm- At Dillon: Female, Blonde I am a hideous wretch who has no hope at improving my…
Dogg Barks up March Madness
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New Year’s Breakthrough: Times Square Travel?
Famous for engendering a disproportionate amount of excitement over its glaringly mundane pointlessness, the Ball Drop is oft…
How to Pretend You Care About Genocide
We know, you lead a busy life. Your time is valuable. It’s hard to be you. But lately,…
Swine Flu Threatens Bestiality Rights
Members of the administration as well as the health industry are cautioning the public against engaging in contact…
U-Store Announces Expansion
In the face of the current economic crisis, the Princeton University Store has recently announced a diversification of…
FEMA’s New Children’s Stories
Last year, FEMA pulled their children's coloring book about 9/11 from their website after a public outcry drew…
Princeton Symposium to Encourage Interdisciplinary Approach to Alcoholism
Princeton University, home to thousands of brilliant minds from diverse intellectual backgrounds, is encouraging its students and faculty…