Ladies, are you tired of being alone? Men, are you tired of looking in the mirror and seeing a sissy boy when you know you could be a manly man who spends his afternoons lip deep in woman face? Well worry no more, cause we’ve come up with a surefire list of sexy songs guaranteed to seduce the guy or girl of your dreams! Check it out!!!
» “Touch Dat Butt”
» “Intercourse Offerings From The Office Of The Registrar”
» “I Am Bruno Mars (ft. Bruno Mars)”
» “Dearest Spouse, I Humbly Request That You Join Me In The Marital Bed On This Fine Evening (At 7:30, After Supper)”
» “Make Love To The Sensual Sounds Of Wolf Blitzer”
» “In The Back Of My 1996 Ford Bronco”
» “Kiss Me (Before Thanos Returns And Enslaves Us)”
» “Tom Hanks Tells Us How To Successfully Apply A Condom”
» “I Won’t Let You Out Of This Corn Maze Til You Give Me A Kiss!”
» “Can You Hear The Love Merchant, He’s Sellin’ His Wares Today”
» “Cheek To Cheek To Debra”
» “Nobody Like You (Life-Sized Marble Bust Of Charles de Gaulle)”
» “5:37pm (It’s Valentime!)”
» “A Screaming Comes Across The Sky (It’s Me Bangin’ Yo Girl)”
» “Kiss Me Like You Did When We Got Osama”
» “Feel Dat Butt”
» “Staring Contest (Or If Butts Were Eyes)”
» “Game Of Thrones Isn’t Real; Please Come Back To Bed, Harold”
» “Bette Midler Breathes Heavily Into A Microphone For Three Minutes”
» “Love Dat Butt”
» “Boobs Are Like Pillows But Pillows Don’t Fill Me With Rage”
» “Helen Mirren Still Got Dat Butt (She Should Give It Back)”
» “It Ain’t Missionary Unless You In Africa”
» “If You Believe In Having Sex Say ‘Ph’nglui Mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh Wgah’nagl Fhtagn’”
» “Girl, You Are More Beautiful Than Even The Glorious Flag Of Turkmenistan”
» “Everyone Has Sex (Except for Kyle)”
» “Seriously, Fuck Kyle (Just Not Literally)”
– Staff. Illustrated by MGM ’17.
