Do
- Share your treats
- Wag your tail when you see your significant other
- Compliment their fur
- Sniff their butt
- Stay well groomed
- Cuddle up with them
- Lick their face
- Hold their paw when you go on walks
- Be their best friend (after their owner, of course)
Don’t
- Sniff other dogs’ butts
- Eat their vomit (your significant other may want it for later)
- Bark in their ear
- Ignore the litter
- Pout when they want to watch Love Actually
- Be too competitive when you play (not every dog can be Air Bud)
- Bury their toys
- Run off at the park
- Play dead when they want to talk
- Buy them chocolates for Valentine’s Day
– AA ’17. Illustrated by JJW ’16.
