Recently, a number of public figures blamed the outbreak of Ebola in West Africa on President Obama. Here’s a list of other things Obama is responsible for:
1. Hong Kong protestors
2. Your parent’s divorce
3. That girl in your hall who won’t text you back
4. Chernobyl
5. Nickelback
6. The rise of communism
7. The fall of communism
8. The 2008 collapse of the economy
9. The Kardashians
10. Cultural appropriation
11. The death of your dog
12. Global Warming
13. “Swag” becoming a thing
14. “Fetch” not becoming a thing
15. Joe Biden
-AG ’18
