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Advice, Entertainment, Letters, Life, Valentine's Day 2016

Making My Dream Come True: A Letter from the Fan Who Married Harry Styles

Dear fans everywhere, Ever since I first heard His glorious voice and saw his luscious locks, I knew that one day I would marry that godlike man, Harry Styles. Now I know many of you dream of marrying your celebrity crush, whether…

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March 7, 2016

Life, Opinion, Princeton

An Open Letter to the Squirrel On Elm Drive (You Know Who You Are)

Dear Squirrel, you probably don’t remember me, considering that you were too busy being a dick. I tried to get by you on the street, but no. You were too busy turning an acorn around in your weird little skeletal paws. Not even eating it or intending to bury it. Just spinning it.

Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
December 4, 2012

Archives, Princeton

A Letter to the Financial Aid Office: My Summer Earnings

I am writing to you about the $2,400 that I was expected to earn this summer pursuant my financial aid package. I am going to be honest with you: I was unable to earn the money.

Stephen von Stolzenberg
October 6, 2010