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Failed U-Store Items

ITEM                                                      REASON FOR FAILURE Dunce Caps                                     caused death at fraternity ‘head-jousting’ tournament Cereal                                                out-competed by Frosted Flakes Dildos                                                bright orange is a difficult color to hide Skateboards                                   50% of Forbes students hospitalized Vodka                                            …

Guilty Pleasures of an Adult Heterosexual Male

Peeing in the kiddie size urinal Let’s be real, we all do it when nobody’s looking… Scented Candles They make my room smell fruity and delicious. Garnier Fructis It makes my hair smell…

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