Posts Tagged ‘Movies’

56 Movie Titles Made Into Cat Puns

The Empire Strikes Cats The Fast and the Fur-ious Lord of the Strings Meow or Never Catbaret Hairy Potter Cat-22 The Big Meowski Battleship Purrtemkin Cat Race Catsablanca Cat Me If You Can Citizen Kat The Purrfect Storm Cat’s All Folks Whiskers in the Dark Cats on a Plane A Streetcat Named Desire Texas...
October 13th, 2011 | Life | Read More

The Greatest Movies Never Made

Harry & Kumar Go to White Castle After smoking some gillyweed, Harry Potter and Kumar Patel get the munchies for some delicious White Castle burgers. Will they apparate to White Castle or will Harry just accio the burgers? Hilarity ensues. Clothes-Minded When Whitford’s Cleaning receives an...
December 29th, 2010 | Entertainment | Read More

Warner Bros Releases NolanVision

“Unbelievable,” said Jared Hamburger, stumbling out into the night after a showing of Eat Pray Love, the debut of NolanVision in New York City this past weekend. “Does God exist? Does love exist?” he asked, staring directly through me into empty space. “How much of my life is transient, illusory?...
October 18th, 2010 | Entertainment | Read More

Brainstorming The Upcoming Sherlock Holmes Movie

  Bear with me here. We’ve got a box office smash on our hands if we play this right. The Car Scene So Holmes and Watson are out on patrol or whatever they do, you know, scouting out mysteries. Watson’s all steamed, you know, because Sherlock’s supposed to show him the ropes but...
December 12th, 2009 | Entertainment | Read More