Posts Tagged ‘Lies’

Presenting: 10 Scurrilous Rumors!

Ann Coulter is afraid of hats, and because of this has never worn one. James Franco once befriended a middle-aged con man drifter from Kansas City with a heart as gold as two of his front teeth. Franco personally baptized the man and then, with his trusty cudgel, beat him to death on the steps of the...

December 4th, 2010 | Life | Read More

One Hundred Lies About Barack Obama

1. Barack Obama’s signature drink is the 7&7&7 (ice, Seagram 7, 7-Up, a seven dollar bill) 2. Though not a secret Muslim, Barack Obama is, in fact, a secret Sikh, which is significantly harder to keep secret. 3. Barack Obama will only agree to enter a stadium or sports arena if his entrance...