Spires & Gargoyles: Chairman’s Letter, November 2009
Congratulations on your fine choice in reading material! Perhaps this is your first Tiger; as firsts go, this ranks among the best. It probably won’t destroy as much property as your first car….
Chairman’s Address – September 2008
I’m probably not the first person to say this, and I probably won’t be the last, and neither am I the most sincere, although I’m assuredly not the least sincere (that honor goes…
Chairman’s Address – November 2007 Issue
Archibald Filmore Goldstein IV ’08, the new food manager at Terrace, was up to no good. A 4.0 GPA molecular bio major, he had rented that old Jim Carrey movie about a lawyer…
Chairman’s Address – September 2007 Issue
Welcome, Freshmen, to Princeton University. You have no doubt heard that once again we are ranked Number One. Yep, we have been pumping iron for 8 straight years, beating back Harvard and Yale….
Chairman’s Address – April 2007 Issue
All this fuss about the eating clubs is getting on my nerves. People are really starting to lose focus. Let’s not miss the Big Picture here, guys: the University exists to support the…
Chairman’s Address – February 2007 Issue
All this business about grade deflation begs the real question: when are we going to stop kidding ourselves and accept the fact that Princeton’s all ABOUT competition? It’s high time we stopped complaining,…
Editorial – Dec. 19th, 1882
Thanksgiving has come and gone; it is, was, and ever will be a memorable day to us all– Amen. To the TIGER the day was one of feasting, drinking and stomach-aches.
