Month: October 2009
Probable Conversations Between High Ranking Government Officials On Contemporary Issues Of Importance
Man, everything is just awesome when you are the government.
Study Shows Drinking Improves Foreign Language Skills; Test Takers Accused of “Doping”
A recent groundbreaking study by Tiger Magazine's psychological research team shows that there is a significant link between…
One Hundred Lies About Barack Obama
#55: While a state legislator, Barack Obama spearheaded a short-lived effort to make the Illinois state bird The…
Future Of Princeton Football Uncertain After DeVry Loss
Following an 85-0 loss to the DeVry University “Fightin’ Stenographers,” the termination of Princeton University’s football program is…
Kanye West Hired by United Nations as Official Speech Timekeeper
Moon and other UN officials have decided that they would give Kanye West the responsibility of stopping world…
Guide to Selling Rap Albums
Song Music Entertainment, Inc. New York, NY October13, 2009 To: All music producers From: Jonathan W. Davis, VP…
New Chinese Characters
The Chinese language has existed for thousands of years and, like any language, it must change and adapt…
Facebook Considers Purchase of Second Webserver
PALO ALTO, CA - The popular online social networking/anonymous stalking utility known as Facebook has enjoyed explosive growth…
Obama Wins Peace Prize
The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Barack Obama for his "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international…
Montanan Speaks Out Against Shirley Tilghman
Breaking news: Almost three weeks after Princeton President Shirley Tilghman announced that Montana was the only unrepresented state…
The Answer
Human civilization is on the brink of collapse. Consider the innumerable problems of the modern world: War. Famine.…
“On the Origins of Congress by Means of Natural Selection”
A Congressman is a hardy organism able to survive sexual scandal, the laws of their fellow man, and…