Year: 2009
Makers of Novelty 2000’s New Years’ Glasses: “We’re fucked.”
NEW YORK - "What the hell!? I can't see out these damn things. What am I going to…
Edward Cullen’s Letter to Santa
In the spirit of Christmas (and a bunch of other holidays we could mention to be politically correct,…
How To Start Your Own Doomsday Panic
Pattern recognition is mankind’s third greatest weakness, just behind bullets and YouTube videos of sneezing baby pandas. In…
Brainstorming The Upcoming Sherlock Holmes Movie
We were thinking that afterward Holmes could have a bad case of the munchies and see Watson as…
EthiopiaFML Shuts Down Citing Extremely Depressing Posts
In January of 2008, people all over the world discovered a new way to vent their life's frustrations…
Quickie News: Campus Feminists’ Participation in “No Shave November” A Success
This past month, campus feminists decided to participate in "No Shave November," with the rousing endorsement of gender…
Shake Up Your Hook Up
The Hook Up is In! Breaking news: American college students have spoken: the “hook up” is in. Experts…
IPCC Climate Scientist: “This world shall burn!”
GENEVA – "Blindly you have ignored the signs; recklessly did you disregard our warnings. Now this world shall…
Burqas: A Scientific Defense
Burqas: A Scientific Defense A fundamental principle of modern sociological thought is the legendary syllogism that states that…
Panic, as Joe Biden Finds Chocolate in White House Kitchen
An alarm was raised in the White House yesterday when it was discovered that Vice President Joe Biden…
A Message From Your Conscience
Hey, there. I think we need to talk. See, I’ve felt like we’ve been drifting apart lately. Remember…
So You Think You Can Science?
Welcome to the recap show of So You Think You Can Science! I’m Bill Nye -- yes, the…