Tag: Winter Issue 2015
Genius Roommate Knows Exactly What Characters in The Thing Should Have Done
In an unexpected turn of events, local roommate Keith Anderson declared that he had solved the dilemma of…
Internal Monologue of Buzz Aldrin as Neil Armstrong Becomes the First Man to Walk on the Moon
There he goes. Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon in my last pair of…
Princeton Fraternity Sends Pledges to Mars
Yesterday afternoon, Princeton fraternity Sigma Omega Kappa announced that they have officially become the first collegiate fraternity, or organization of any kind,…
Newly Discovered Planet Can Support Life, But Not Hip Hop. And What Kind of a Life is That?
NASA announced Thursday the discovery of a new planet that, under the right circumstances, could viably support human life. However, as NASA’s…
Disappointing Wormhole Leads Directly to Sizzler in Muncie, Indiana
Earlier this week, NASA probe 141-R made international news by successfully pinpointing the location of the first ever documented wormhole. The…